Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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ThatsAli3 0
I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend
Duckasaurus 0
Wow.... text him back?
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Comments (143)
Light_Ty 0
If your boyfriend meant it as in something like "My mom thinks I'm at work, may I come over to your house? :D" he had a poor choice of words XP If he meant the "Obvious"...yea, he doesn't deserve you. Dump him, and move on. Just try to get things clear first...or, he may just stutter out lies...so, be careful is all I can say!
ILoveJace01 0
I would've texted back "okay", then shown up at the door. Then I would've proceeded to punch the jerk in the face and break up with him. =)
ILoveJace01 0
I would've texted back, "okay", then shown up at the door. I then would've proceeded to punch the jerk in the face and break up with him. =)
No_Limit_fml 0
Sucks. DUMP!!!!
magz239 0
i think the "she" could be his mom. like other people said..
Slashcko 0
You're obviously trying to keep on a short leash, dump him, make him happy in the long run.
Dallas_fml 0
I've texted worse to people on accident, one up on my contact list from my pot dealer is "Mom" If you catch my drift.
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oxpoison 0
awhh, what'd you text back saying ?
Stephai 0
what an asswipe.