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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By DreeStahr - 30/09/2016 04:05 - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By Lovesickgal - 26/11/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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ThatsAli3 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:14

I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend

Duckasaurus 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:14

Wow.... text him back?

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Light_Ty 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:06

If your boyfriend meant it as in something like "My mom thinks I'm at work, may I come over to your house? :D" he had a poor choice of words XP If he meant the "Obvious"...yea, he doesn't deserve you. Dump him, and move on. Just try to get things clear first...or, he may just stutter out lies...so, be careful is all I can say!

ILoveJace01 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:15

I would've texted back "okay", then shown up at the door. Then I would've proceeded to punch the jerk in the face and break up with him. =)

ILoveJace01 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:17

I would've texted back, "okay", then shown up at the door. I then would've proceeded to punch the jerk in the face and break up with him. =)

No_Limit_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 5:03

Sucks. DUMP!!!!

magz239 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:41

i think the "she" could be his mom. like other people said..

Slashcko 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:14

You're obviously trying to keep on a short leash, dump him, make him happy in the long run.

Dallas_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 6:46

I've texted worse to people on accident, one up on my contact list from my pot dealer is "Mom" If you catch my drift.

DeSmitty66 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:40

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oxpoison 0

Friday 15 May 2009 2:22

awhh, what'd you text back saying ?

Stephai 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:28

what an asswipe.

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