By opinaise - 02/08/2012 13:00 - France - Toulouse 3 1 5 63 Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML I agree, your life sucks 558 You deserved it 52 Tweet Share
By scaredshitless - 03/03/2012 13:55 - Finland 1 0 7 114 Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 160 You deserved it 10 707 Tweet Share