Kids and Poopoo peepee: Today, I left the door open while I went to the bathroom and... - FML

By Tiana Scott - 12/09/2018 13:10

Today, I left the door open while I went to the bathroom and my 11-month-old crawled in and then took off with my toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

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By Cuzles - 23/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By phukt - 19/05/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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Shidding and farding

By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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Top comments

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 12 September 2018 13:27

That's a fast 11 months old that he/she managed to take the toilet paper off and crawl away before you could move your arm xD

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 12 September 2018 16:52

LMFAO my daughter did the exact same thing to her mother when she was about two, laughing hysterically as she ran through the house with the toilet paper trailing everywhere 🤣😂😏

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Zekfen 17

Wednesday 12 September 2018 13:27

Rule number one of having pets and kids: Don’t store the toilet paper within reach. You have to pay attention to the guidebooks!

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 12 September 2018 13:27

That's a fast 11 months old that he/she managed to take the toilet paper off and crawl away before you could move your arm xD

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 12 September 2018 13:33

This one is really fun to picture--especially if the toilet paper is trailing along with the baby!

Ryan Hauslinger 8

Wednesday 12 September 2018 14:12

Learning to prank their parents young

TxKitten79 10

Wednesday 12 September 2018 14:15

I have four kids, so I can picture this. Thanks for the laugh!

T1A2Z3 34

Wednesday 12 September 2018 14:23

If you don't want people in the room close the door. Might teach your kids some manners while you're at it.

blondie45 21

Thursday 13 September 2018 5:02

You obviously don’t have kids 🤣

bluhbluhbluh 14

Wednesday 12 September 2018 14:25

Don't worry. Only the first 70 years or so are challenging and then it gets easier after that.

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 12 September 2018 16:52

LMFAO my daughter did the exact same thing to her mother when she was about two, laughing hysterically as she ran through the house with the toilet paper trailing everywhere 🤣😂😏

mccuish 25

Thursday 13 September 2018 6:25

Mommy, I would like to play a little game with you?

Jay_788726507 2

Monday 17 September 2018 10:58

What a shitty thing to do!

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Today, my long-distance British boyfriend of 7 years canceled his plane ticket to visit me in the USA. He claims he "doesn't have enough money" to stay for 2 weeks. As I began canceling all the reservations, he called to say he bought a new car and a house. FML

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Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

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Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

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Today, I got kicked out of McDonalds for "skating" on the floor. The skating was actually me slipping on the wet floor and smacking my head into a table then getting bitched at for leaving blood on the floor. FML

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Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML

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Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML

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