By pipers - 2/5/2019 10:00 - United States - Northfield
Today, I spent several hundred dollars having our pipes and septic system fixed. Tonight, I watched my husband pour about a half-liter of bacon grease into the sink. Better keep the septic guy on speed dial. FML
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  26

While you're at it, calmly explain to your husband what he's doing wrong. If he tries to disagree with you, the frying pan used to cook the bacon can also be used to help get your point across, by bashing him in the head with it until he sees sense. Or stars.

By  krray  |  5

As you apparently already know grease is a septic system KILLER.
Try and get the septic system people on the phone -- and have THEM explain this to your husband.

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  26

While you're at it, calmly explain to your husband what he's doing wrong. If he tries to disagree with you, the frying pan used to cook the bacon can also be used to help get your point across, by bashing him in the head with it until he sees sense. Or stars.

By  krray  |  5

As you apparently already know grease is a septic system KILLER.
Try and get the septic system people on the phone -- and have THEM explain this to your husband.

By  Lucky O'Guin  |  13

YDI for being married to the idiot who wastes good bacon grease. How much bacon did he cook to make that much grease anyway? Instead of watching him pour it all, why didn't you stop him when he started?