Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
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Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend took our dog to the vet because he heard him whining in pain this morning. It was actually me singing in the shower. FML
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lightanddark 17
What did you sing to your cat?
ironichalibut 24
Prolly want a cracker?
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Comments (101)
Mii99 16
Hey, at least it rhymed
ishchandan 14
Yikes, that's gotta be embarrassing and pretty "crappy"...
ishchandan 14
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MadmanOZ 10
wierdo
an3ph 20
If you can't laugh at yourself, now is a good time to learn.
konstantinos616 17
Not the worst thing that could've happened. At least you weren't like, you know, ******** in your sink or something.
WasabiMars 21
I think your boyfriend was more surprised than you were.
cwaziemamma 16
Why sing to your cat?
NandaPanda 22
That's unfortunate... But why on earth where you singing to your cat while taking a shit? That's more than a little abnormal.
nikkiluvzglen 16
Why would he care? It's not like he is in there while your on the throne