Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend took our dog to the vet because he heard him whining in pain this morning. It was actually me singing in the shower. FML
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lightanddark 17
What did you sing to your cat?
ironichalibut 24
Prolly want a cracker?
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Comments (101)
alexfai3619 8
wow.
worldclassrager 41
What can be seen can't be unseen
flowerpowergirl 10
Well that's who you are and you shouldn't be ashamed. If he loves you anyway, where is the problem? (maybe you should try to lock the door in the future...)
ZoroMiHawk 25
What's wrong with that? It's in front of your boyfriend not a stranger...I'd listen to my gf singing to my cat any day of the week..if i had one. foreveralone.jpg Oh well.
nomoreparty 11
Did he like ur song?? Hope not- kinky??
sabine123_fml 5
So what! If he did not laugh out loud ditch him
norisorroz 28
See, that's why I always lock the door from inside the apartment :)
Khali_May 10
Everyone keeps saying lock the door but I understood it as they live together?
Mandybruin 15
Well, at least he didn't walk in on you with another man, which is where I thought this FML was heading. That could have taken a bad turn very quickly.
KingLewisII 34
We're you singing what's new pussy cat?