Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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Top comments
lbeer 1
I think it's a hint of some sort
thewife5 19
why Tom cruise? ewww
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Comments (145)
pancake_mixx 9
Tom Cruise?
RidinTrollz 0
lol sick name. rwj ftw
SadinSherman 16
That was a bad idea from the start
duhh10 0
1st, Tom Cruis? Ew. 2nd, you should probably talk to him about why he finds your best friend attractive and whether or not it will interfere with your relationship. I can't decide what to vote because the best friend thing isn't good but seriously, Tom Cruis? just wow.
eternalsunlight 5
Why do you need to imagine other people when you are having sex with each other...
BlueEmerald 0
you did say someone.
sculp91 0
hmm I'd check that out
helloello 2
yeah, he's def hoping for a threesome
hiyouaregreat 0
YDI for imagining Tom Cruise. Fail.
marsbar14 0
what if her best friend was a guy? anyone think of that? So then he wouldn't be attracted to girls or attracted to both... maybe that's why he wanted to imagine someone else. Don't get me wrong I am NOT standing up for him but it's just a possibility.. :P
RedPillSucks 33
What if they were both thinking about Tom Cruise?
akaOtter 1
overthink it much? it would be difficult to imagine a guy while having relations with a girl. granted, not impossible, but if the op was really going for am FML response, I'm pretty sure it would have stated that the best friend is a guy. and to OP, perhaps next time tell him you were thinking of your best friend too.
hiddydiddy 0
I hope your best Friend is female. Otherwise, this'd be even more of an fml.