Love, Work, Weird and Awkward: Read the room

Read the room

By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 22:00

Today, my longtime coworker confessed that she's always been in love with me, and now that I'm finally single again she wants to start a relationship. The reason I'm "finally single again" is because my wife (who I had been with for 27 years) died last week. FML

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You deserved it 102

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 23:01

Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML

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Still a better a love story than Alien vs. Predator

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML

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You deserved it 273

By badass - 13/08/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 18 376

Bizarre love square

By Lucky - 18/09/2023 10:00

Today, after almost 20 years of celibacy, a beautiful young woman surprisingly took interest in me, and we get along great. My close female friend, who I did once have feelings for, but who always made it clear she'd never see me "in that way" is having a full-blown emotional breakdown. Well, according to her husband anyway. FML

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You deserved it 125

Work husband

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 15:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML

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You deserved it 14 980

By :/ - 12/03/2016 11:36 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I talked to my high school sweetheart after 12 years. He confessed that he's been single ever since we broke up, never got over me, and that to this day he loves me dearly. I'm a married mother of two. FML

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You deserved it 2 600

Tough love

By OfficeHusband - 09/03/2023 03:00

Today, during the party for my last day at my old job, my office wife professed her love for me. We’re both married, we have no chemistry, and I’ve been dumping my work on her for three years. FML

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You deserved it 1 050

Indeed…

By Anonymous - 26/05/2024 05:00 - United States - Verona

Today, I realized that I'm head over heels in love with my coworker. She's funny, caring, sweet, and the best person I've ever met. We're also both married. I dream about her every night, and the stress of not being able to tell her has overtaken my PTSD, making it impossible to sleep and barely function. Fuck Love. FML

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You deserved it 622

The struggle is real

By Any mouse - 05/03/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I'm a 46 year-old woman who hates online dating, and who is now single again. FML

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You deserved it 191

By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

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You deserved it 31 541

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 5 July 2022 0:36

Sorry for your loss.

LorinRick22 5

Tuesday 5 July 2022 1:50

So so sorry for your loss dear. Let HR know your coworker is crossing lines that don't need crossed. She's such an insensitive jerk.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 5 July 2022 0:36

Sorry for your loss.

LorinRick22 5

Tuesday 5 July 2022 1:50

So so sorry for your loss dear. Let HR know your coworker is crossing lines that don't need crossed. She's such an insensitive jerk.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 5 July 2022 2:26

Doesn't look like the lonely widower role will be yours for long. It's overrated anyways. Maybe you should ask your coworker to stand down for a while. If you two hook up too quickly, Dateline might show up asking uncomfortable questions. Could you withstand Keith Morrison's withering stares?

cpguru24 16

Wednesday 6 July 2022 15:28

I absolutely cannot relate. And I am sorry if this is out of place. Bounce back relationships rarely work. Make sure you take your time, grieve and heal. Sorry for your loss OP.