Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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Top comments
lbeer 1
I think it's a hint of some sort
thewife5 19
why Tom cruise? ewww
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Comments (145)
kekeshayeshaye 4
Tom cruise. really ? gross
Ovazkwez 0
Watch that fool
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
Honestly, it was probably just sex talk and he didn't really mean anything by it.
oparfait 3
sup
purplemnm 9
why not George Clooney, Johnny Depp, or Vin Diesel? Tom Cruise isn't attractive...maybe young Tom Cruise but def not today's Tom Cruise. Or the guy who played Johnny Cash in Walk the Line? idk...
BoredMehLife 0
LOL I would be imagining Megan Fox xD
Toxicgummi 1
You deserve it for wanting to have sex with Tom Cruise
allmidnighteyes 11
Tom Cruise? Did he pump your womb full of thetans?
UniqueWun 2
Funny...
UniqueWun 2
Funny...
DLTsandwich 5
Tom Cruise? Ahh, c'mon, you could have done better than that...