Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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Top comments
lbeer 1
I think it's a hint of some sort
thewife5 19
why Tom cruise? ewww
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Comments (145)
hurley12 30
Tom Cruise? Blechhhh! I would have picked Channing Tatum
nbandofbrothers 10
He should break up with you. I mean Tom Cruise is crazy, he is a Scientologist.
Dpac7 19
I'm sure its not the first time he's done that.
ArticFlare 12
Ydi for imaging tom cruise
cupcakegirl0424 27
You mean ex boyfriend right?
__doge__ 15
Well, you asked for it
KrazyKatz3 26
If you agreed to pretend you were both different people I don't think you can really complain who he picked...