Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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lbeer 1
I think it's a hint of some sort
thewife5 19
why Tom cruise? ewww
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Comments (145)
anarayne95 0
id be wondering if he was cheating on you lol
conanismyidol 6
YDI for picturing Tom Cruise. Ick!
kels_409 0
So is he still your bf? He actually told you he imagined your friend? Haha what a jerk.
Fortuitous 0
God, your boyfriend is an idiot. I mean, cheaters are already idiots, but the fact that he told you he was going to (or already has) cheat(ed) on you with your best friend is disturbing. Oh, and, how does he know what she looks like naked?
5t3ff1k4h 47
He imagined her with Pamela Anderson's boobs and Jessica Alba's butt.
Fortuitous 0
Ah ha! I see. Well, then, who is the face? Wait, if they were having sex then it probably didn't matter that much, but I'd still like to get an opinion on this.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Either he's seen the friend and liked the face, or paper-bagged the "person".
DonJuan_13 0
that's what we call a two bagger...lol
Gabyzabyz18 8
P
twinny_sc 13
That's horrible. Tom Cruise is not good looking.
MissErikaHart 0
u should tell ur bf that u have always pretended he was somebody else.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Mm.. yeah. Good thing to say to anyone. Because, you know, they'll just love that... I can't see any problems arising! Being a total dick isn't the answer to (or solution for) everything.
RedPillSucks 33
But it always seems to be the question to everything, as in... her *What are you, a total dick?!* him *...well, no. Sometimes I'm a half-assed dick*
Snake867 1
I would be imagining you MissErika, you hot!!!
jrgr 6
lol he might come back with the same thing too!
Selena_is_back 7
Tom cruise... yummy!
anorexicbarbie 8
*sigh*
PurplePigeon 0
I agree to an extent. He was hot in Top Gun. Now, not so much.
WiseGuy79 14
So? You told him to imagine you as someone else Be happy he didn't say your mother or someone worse like Rosie Odonnell haha
redundancy 0
actually, HE wanted them to imagine someone else... which should have been your first clue he's a d-bag. I'm seriously doubting his ability to remain monogamous.
kai_li 8
Yes. He must be young. One learns as one grows older that there is not always a reason for 100% honesty when speaking to a partner. It's ok that he thinks her bf is hot. He's not dead! It's not ok to actually tell his girl that.
gusgus36 5
ew I'd be so mad... can't believe he'd tell you he was imagining you as your friend
nosidam00 0
be thankful it wasn't the other way around ehh? ^_^