By TheLostCauseFML - 25/10/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML
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You deserved it 994

Same thing different taste

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cmchappy 25

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Idk about you... but I don’t know too much people who want to marry Trump..

Is he gonna make Trojan pay for his condoms?

You do realize he isn’t Bernie Sanders right

Stiggy626 25

yeah he's every girl's fantasy forreal

Donut_Wizard 23

Does he at least remember your name?

Because if there's one thing that definitely needed more politics, it's absolutely nothing. However, if there was something AFTER absolutely nothing that politics should be added to, it would DEFINITELY be sex.

Lobby_Bee 17

Nothing dries up pussy faster than false promises.

Why on earth would he think that was sexy?

Friesian 7

I don’t think he was trying to be sexy. He was trying to be funny.