Love and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during...

By TheLostCauseFML - 25/10/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 40

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Wednesday 25 October 2017 5:22

Is he gonna make Trojan pay for his condoms?

Ashamed_Sister 60

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Wednesday 25 October 2017 6:25

Did he grab you by your pussy?

cmchappy 25

Wednesday 25 October 2017 5:09

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moonlight77 28

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Thursday 26 October 2017 1:15

Idk about you... but I don’t know too much people who want to marry Trump..

DavyJoe 13

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Thursday 26 October 2017 4:44

No, divorce him...immediately

NostalgiaFreak9 40

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Wednesday 25 October 2017 5:22

Is he gonna make Trojan pay for his condoms?

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Tuesday 22 January 2019 0:35

You do realize he isn’t Bernie Sanders right

Stiggy626 25

Wednesday 25 October 2017 5:36

yeah he's every girl's fantasy forreal

Donut_Wizard 23

Wednesday 25 October 2017 5:58

Does he at least remember your name?

Jurbla 14

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Wednesday 25 October 2017 6:02

Because if there's one thing that definitely needed more politics, it's absolutely nothing. However, if there was something AFTER absolutely nothing that politics should be added to, it would DEFINITELY be sex.

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Wednesday 25 October 2017 6:25

Did he grab you by your pussy?

RichardPencil 30

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Wednesday 25 October 2017 6:55

Did you get to pee on him?

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 25 October 2017 8:21

Nothing dries up pussy faster than false promises.

Selene1090 26

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Wednesday 25 October 2017 14:19

God, that would make me so dry...

Glowworm56 26

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Wednesday 25 October 2017 14:42

Why on earth would he think that was sexy?

Friesian 7

Thursday 26 October 2017 23:11

I don’t think he was trying to be sexy. He was trying to be funny.

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Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML

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Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML

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