By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 980
You deserved it 80 612

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Vanguard507 0

More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.

Optimus_Primerib 0

I hope she ***** your shit up you loser.


In times like this, it's always appropriate to say, " Waz Up?!"

juicedboi 7

This is where you pretend to have never met her before and once that inevitably fails. Ask for a fresh start and if you could make it upto her with dinner. But your a douche either way so hopefully she just tells everyone in the workplace that you forgot your Viagra.

wikkedphuka 0

thats your fault!!! i hope she makes ur life a living hell

First off your lame for giving a shit, tell her you stood her up because you knew you too would be working together. Problem Solved

imacreeper 3

"remember me?" "pardon me?" "I'm the girl you stood up last weekend..!" "EXCUSE ME but I think you had me confused with my twin brother because I am a happily married man with 2 children. now...GOOD DAY."

mandalore92 0

84, and when she asks where the heads up call was? even if that was the case she's still been stood up

raven02 0

off topic mam but u r absolutely gorgeous If that's u I'n the creeps no intentions but to maybe put another smile on ur face:()

raven02 0
MissSmiley613 0

Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

141 - and then she'll ask "So, what's your name?"

Angi95 3

God I love irony. I really hope she tells everyone in the office that you have a tiny egg roll. That when she saw it she didn't even laugh she just felt sad for him and the went on to say that she would tell everybody that he stood her up to make him feel better. Also go die.

Vanguard507 0

More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.

sweetcheeksjvl 0

that's what you get for not canceling you make plans stick with em or cancel douche YDI

RockstarRN 10

VERY WELL SAID! Forget him! I'm sure she feels worse!

she is thinking, "ahhhh yes, REVENGE!!!!!"

you cant say yess to every girl that likes you.

birdetoyourdork 2

how is this your fml shouldnt it be her's? your the dick that stood her up not vice-versa

Was you're dream job getting kicked in the balls?

Optimus_Primerib 0

I hope she ***** your shit up you loser.

yeah I hope she puts your stapler in jello

shibainu519 0

I hope she staples your hands together.

hellogoodbye1996 6

guys it's a reference from the show the office

hopefully she steals your desk and creates a megadesk

monkeebalz 0

i hope she stabs you in the eye with a fork, then pours hand sanitizer in with it

Sounds like the start of a bad ****. Do you need to be "trained" OP?

TheDrifter 23

That sounds like the start to a good ****, or maybe that's just me.

JohnnyS52 4

Honestly the dumbest comment I've seen so far

jmtmxer 0

that's what you get for standing a girl up .... hope it sucks fkr you ydi

80 - Fairly sure you mean spelling... and calm down it's one letter.

You ydi would mean "You you deserve it" Just saying.

95 he meant "sucks for you. You deserve it." Just sayin.

lulututu 4

that's what I thought to.

jmtmxer 0

haha no 144 I'm just using an iPhone and I the wrong key .. probably should've proof read first haha

jmtmxer 0

hit the wrong key ... I fell like an idiot !

GuessWhatKids 13

You fell like an idiot? When did you fall?

jmtmxer 0

Hahaha jmtmxer, too funny. You're just having one of those days.

DontModMeDammit 10