By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 974
You deserved it 80 562

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Vanguard507 0

More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.

Optimus_Primerib 0

I hope she fucks your shit up you loser.


Beats the alternative.

In times like this, it's always appropriate to say, " Waz Up?!"

juicedboi 7

This is where you pretend to have never met her before and once that inevitably fails. Ask for a fresh start and if you could make it upto her with dinner. But your a douche either way so hopefully she just tells everyone in the workplace that you forgot your Viagra.

wikkedphuka 0

thats your fault!!! i hope she makes ur life a living hell

1250 people got stood up.

imcutefml 0

ill take sum :D

First off your lame for giving a shit, tell her you stood her up because you knew you too would be working together. Problem Solved

imacreeper 3

"remember me?" "pardon me?" "I'm the girl you stood up last weekend..!" "EXCUSE ME but I think you had me confused with my twin brother because I am a happily married man with 2 children. now...GOOD DAY."

mandalore92 0

84, and when she asks where the heads up call was? even if that was the case she's still been stood up

raven02 0

off topic mam but u r absolutely gorgeous If that's u I'n the creeps no intentions but to maybe put another smile on ur face:()

raven02 0

thats totally for 52

MissSmiley613 0

Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

53 should have 1250 thumbs up

141 - and then she'll ask "So, what's your name?"

Angi95 3

God I love irony. I really hope she tells everyone in the office that you have a tiny egg roll. That when she saw it she didn't even laugh she just felt sad for him and the went on to say that she would tell everybody that he stood her up to make him feel better. Also go die.

No, it beats the opposite.

Vanguard507 0

More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.

sweetcheeksjvl 0

that's what you get for not canceling you make plans stick with em or cancel douche YDI

RockstarRN 10

VERY WELL SAID! Forget him! I'm sure she feels worse!

she is thinking, "ahhhh yes, REVENGE!!!!!"

you cant say yess to every girl that likes you.

birdetoyourdork 2

vanguard507 dammnnnz(:

how is this your fml shouldnt it be her's? your the dick that stood her up not vice-versa

Was you're dream job getting kicked in the balls?

Optimus_Primerib 0

I hope she fucks your shit up you loser.

yeah I hope she puts your stapler in jello

ok, now this is getting pretty mean

shibainu519 0

I hope she staples your hands together.

hellogoodbye1996 6

guys it's a reference from the show the office

hopefully she steals your desk and creates a megadesk

monkeebalz 0

i hope she stabs you in the eye with a fork, then pours hand sanitizer in with it

Sounds like the start of a bad porn. Do you need to be "trained" OP?

TheDrifter 23

That sounds like the start to a good porn, or maybe that's just me.

JohnnyS52 4

Honestly the dumbest comment I've seen so far

jmtmxer 0

that's what you get for standing a girl up .... hope it sucks fkr you ydi

*for grammar, much?

jmtmxer 0

iPhone much..???

80 - Fairly sure you mean spelling... and calm down it's one letter.

You ydi would mean "You you deserve it" Just saying.

95 he meant "sucks for you. You deserve it." Just sayin.

I thought he said f*cker

lulututu 4

that's what I thought to.

126 is right and cute... that is all

jmtmxer 0

haha no 144 I'm just using an iPhone and I the wrong key .. probably should've proof read first haha

jmtmxer 0

hit the wrong key ... I fell like an idiot !

GuessWhatKids 13

You fell like an idiot? When did you fall?

jmtmxer 0

exactly my point .... :(

Hahaha jmtmxer, too funny. You're just having one of those days.

iluffhimm 0


well doesn't that just suck

I don't feel sorry for you. you deserve this op

I hope she staples his forehead.

DontModMeDammit 10

everybody's Russian!