By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts? What strange and perfect world do you live in?

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britttttaney 0

That's what books are for. Especially when they are big.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Let's go "read" some "books", everybody! ;P

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Who doesn't love a pair of hefty unabridged dictionaries? No offense to the pamphleteers among us, of course. ;)

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I3iLLYxTHExKiDx 0

sence this seems like the worst thing that could ever happen to some of the fml commenters here are my thoughts all she had to do was smack him and say not in public?

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ujonesy 0

he's just having a good time. let him be!

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SiLeNt_MiNd 0

You should have only posted this if your boyfriend was talking and jiggaling some OTHER girls breasts lol

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Pickled_Anon 0

But not all couples are sexually active.

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canzo378 0

then talk to his dick and squeeze it in public...

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