By oboy - United States
  Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
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  kally2010  |  0

I agree! you must have small boobs if pushing them together is the only way they get noticed I'm a C and I don't have to push my boobs together to get them noticed ! if you have small boobs try a push up bra of not ... is his mom fat ???

  awkwardkayy  |  0

don't feel bad even if I try to push mine together they don't even touch.. that's how small they are... jeez I need to grow since everyone I know is a b cup or higher! aaaahhh

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

She wishes he did. Ten minutes? After the first minute you should have moved on. What was he doing? The mom comment sounds like a joke. If you didn't think it was funny, find someone who's humour you like.

  MidgetMonster  |  0

that mom comment is not funny ESP when you get sexually compared to her, now that is just gross. whoever is on the receiving end of that retort, and finds it funny, just wow. op is also stupid for not moving on after 20 seconds of him not giving a shit, WTF? I can't even imagine some moron squishing her boobs around for ten minutes seriously, sounds like you two are a match made in heaven, both retarded.

By  MadaZer0  |  8

Wow that's sad... For you OP~ if his mothers breast is much more pleasing than your own... I'd be on his side~ Plus if he smiled after that I'm pretty sure it could have just been a joke~