Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
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Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
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Black_Gothic_101 0
i would have been like "well, go suck your momma's then, bitch" and just walk away. second!!
Glennbert 1
Time for a new boyfriend!
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Comments (101)
whatchutalkinbou 0
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responses 0
No one give a shit.
Repttar 0
ur boyfriend is a ******* wierdo. make him a sammich and move on!
junolee 0
it's ok OP you can still come to me
pepper3434 0
Sounds like you may think a little too highly of yourself to go on for TEN MINUTES. YDI, because you should have gotten the hint like I dunno? Ten minutes ago!
FailsFTW 0
bf's a bungholio
lovelydefiance89 0
relationship fail! c'mon, what gave you the hint to stop?
Cristaderzi 0
Boyfriends into incest! LOL
MrMaD_fml 2
why do chicks always forget about some surprise head to get their dude in the mood? **** a tittie, next time just bust down.
dinoxchrist 0
"squishing" your boobs together? who does that?! a-cups?
kally2010 0
I agree! you must have small boobs if pushing them together is the only way they get noticed I'm a C and I don't have to push my boobs together to get them noticed ! if you have small boobs try a push up bra of not ... is his mom fat ???
Billbo23 0
responses is jealous...
WordsOfHope 0
repptar is right again
apfunction 0
ydi. seriously, you sit and play with your **** to get his attention? grow the **** up.
captainmarshall1 0
haha nice #42, i say that all the time
FYLDeep 26
if you get done having sex and he says "I've had better sex with my mom", then you know it's time to dump him.
harryman04 0
108 is win
Onthecountof3 0
OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUUURRRN
myman47 0
roasted kiwi nuggets? agreed?
eastside09 0
Hahah kally got jokes haha
awkwardkayy 0
don't feel bad even if I try to push mine together they don't even touch.. that's how small they are... jeez I need to grow since everyone I know is a b cup or higher! aaaahhh
Immature_fml 0
I am going to have to hurt whatchutalkinbou for being a "first" prick.
andrewgavn 0
f^*k u no1 gives a crap
samantha_durano 6
ahahh, that was sweet.
FortuneFaded 0
Wow, you're first? You're so ******* awesome. NAHTTTT.
kjhowse 0
who cares
omglawl 0
what does OP mean?
whatchutalkinbou 0
I'm Firster than you so there
B4SK3TB4IL 0
he's still breastfed
iEnvade 2
#85 ...no one needs to know you're a C cup...
NuTrees 9
I'm a c and my boobs don't touch.. just throwing it out there...
elvgar 0
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kadlic 0
This is a FHL
virgo831 0
hahaha that sucks
ImaginaryFoe 1
She wishes he did. Ten minutes? After the first minute you should have moved on. What was he doing? The mom comment sounds like a joke. If you didn't think it was funny, find someone who's humour you like.
MidgetMonster 0
that mom comment is not funny ESP when you get sexually compared to her, now that is just gross. whoever is on the receiving end of that retort, and finds it funny, just wow. op is also stupid for not moving on after 20 seconds of him not giving a shit, WTF? I can't even imagine some moron squishing her boobs around for ten minutes seriously, sounds like you two are a match made in heaven, both retarded.
Tripout 0
umm....agreed
fueledbyshar 0
Second that.
BadPinkKitty07 0
MidgetMonster, you took the words right out of my mouth. Great post, I couldn't agree with you more!
thatguynamedsky 32
i expected third
Glennbert 1
Time for a new boyfriend!
jeffreebitch 0
Boobies are gross! :/ I see them as a fat potato rot.
Black_Gothic_101 0
i would have been like "well, go suck your momma's then, bitch" and just walk away. second!!
youdidwhatnow 0
win. and your 5th.
Dawkrida 0
hells yh and if any says u deserve it I will kick thier ass
tristan1001 0
well there's 2 people right now that have said u deserved it, go kick their asses
glen12 0
learn to take a joke also if yr still not happy with him u can always do it for me
Wizzards_fml 0
wow he likes his moms **** better than yours...what a fu*k wit, dump his ass
MadaZer0 8
Wow that's sad... For you OP~ if his mothers breast is much more pleasing than your own... I'd be on his side~ Plus if he smiled after that I'm pretty sure it could have just been a joke~
bihero 0
we neeed to see to decide ... -.-!
rwac07 0
first one to hit the ydi button. chyeeeeeaaaahhhh