Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public....

By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:06

YDI for letting him. Jeez.

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Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:19

Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts? What strange and perfect world do you live in?

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Boxy 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 5:23

seems like u have quite a rack

kay729 7

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:10

tell him to stop? now that's an idea

teri99 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 7:47

ffml ur hot and i'm A girl

oldenuff2party 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 7:56

that's ******* wierd

musicman226 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 8:26

Call me up at 6131726

Norwegian_Wood 4

Thursday 12 August 2010 8:58

Bahahaha. My friend would totally do this. Not in public, but definitely as a joke, hahaha.

Junebuggery 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 11:08

u should have lovingly punched his babymaker....

SlackeRR 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 11:58

you must have really nice tatas!

scmjlm 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 15:53

oh don't act like you didn't like it..

fmlfornoreason 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 17:44

i love charactwrs like dat

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