Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public....

By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By foreseeingabreakup - 06/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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By Ape - 17/12/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:06

YDI for letting him. Jeez.

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Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:19

Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts? What strange and perfect world do you live in?

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BOBO_CRUNCHY 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 1:45

what does "op" mean?

bontox 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:22

O.P. = Original Poster

ChucklesDaClown 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 1:55

the solution my dear is simple. get a bike and then you can show your **** to all the world as biker trash

XxFallenbladexX 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:34

Embarassing but still amazing! :)

fml22221 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 3:29

lucky basterd

lovely220 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 3:31

If you didn't like it so much, why didn't you just tell him to stop? YDI

fml22221 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 4:08

well he mustve been very happy I kno I wouldve been

pinkzilla0 8

Thursday 12 August 2010 4:11

you should have done the same thing with his testicles...then he'd see how degading that is...or not

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 12 August 2010 5:03

Sorry, but he would have enjoyed it.

Pickled_Anon 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 5:48

115: Or not, since it would probably be humiliating for someone to be kicking/etc. your balls in public.

CanadianMuse 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 4:20

Next time, shake his Wang in public. ;)

Aberatix 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 4:50

haha props for him!!

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Thursday 12 August 2010 5:17

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