By Jayswizzle - United States
Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
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  Massdebater  |  1

you are all thick as pig shit. clearly a man who is so dedicated to swimming that he shaves his head isn't gonna have man boobs. also on another note. how many times do you all have to write the same joke?! it wasn't funny the first time one of you idiots said about man boobs so why did the rest of you feel the need to repeat it?! god i just hate you all!!! except you legonut. I think you rock.

  Spastastic  |  6

82 -- sometimes "pretty" or androgynous men are attractive, but Justin Bieber looks like a child. If you're around his age I guess it's okay, but I think it's creepy as hell when women older than him think he's attractive.


haha! this totally reminds me of that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
has any1 seen teh curb when jeff says he wouldnt mind being bald to larry, and then jeff actually gets bald and hes totally pissed?
good episode...

  illmatic2  |  16

Agree with the people above. My sister works at a health care center and she has been proposed to several times by old men she doesn't even know.