FML : Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled...

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BooBabe - / Monday 4 June 2012 23:50 / United States - Denver

Intimacy

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By missathegirlwond | 19

#4525331 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:36

Aw! How romantic!

By Briscuit | 24

#4525333 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:36

A beautiful and moving story to tell the kids when they're older. :')
Congrats on the future wedding, OP.

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By missathegirlwond | 19

#4525331 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:36

Aw! How romantic!

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#4525397 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:50

8- Lol, were the first five words of your comment really necessary?

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#4525469 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 9:01

25- I guess that's better in comparison to the typing habits of some of the other people on this site. I'll keep that in mind.

By Briscuit | 24

#4525333 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:36

A beautiful and moving story to tell the kids when they're older. :')
Congrats on the future wedding, OP.

By nerdlyfe101 | 4

#4525337 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:36

You should have got your husband and the guy shouting a room then haha

By SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#4525339 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:37

So.... did you say yes?

SkoomaKi | 24

#4525341 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:38

It says in the FML that she said yes. READ MAN, READ!

BeMyLove15 | 10

#4525350 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:39

"Once I said yes..."

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#4525358 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:40

5- holy shit... how did i miss that?

TheArchAngel | 8

#4525399 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:51

And that, children, is why you never mess with the time space continuum.
It screws us all.

xRedRockerx | 5

#4525439 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:58

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

I still fail to understand how this is a FML, most marriage FML's involve either one saying no.

By xxkimmyt | 9

#4525351 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:39

I think you should start kickin' it. ;) if you know what I mean.

By zingline89 | 18

#4525356 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:40

So, you're getting married, AND you're getting laid tonight?? I fail to see the FML :P

By hunterluv1 | 20

#4525359 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:40

How... gentlemanly... he is...

By Meowingtons500 | 18

#4525366 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:41

You're getting married and you haven't had sex together?
I'm not sure if I'm interpreting the story correctly... But congrats on your engagement OP!

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#4525376 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:44

I don't see where it actually implies they have never had sex.

Redneck17 | 8

#4525390 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:49

^ I was thinkin' the same thing...

Meowingtons500 | 18

#4525523 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 9:07

I saw a comment that referred to OP and her fiancé needing to start getting it on, and I completely got confused. My bad. I understand now. :)

By Jeathrow | 2

#4525367 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:42

How is that bad? Sounds pretty funny

By brittanyayy | 8

#4525371 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:43

Is it just me or is that a really weird thing to yell out at an engagement?

TheArchAngel | 8

#4525387 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:47

Just you.

Redneck17 | 8

#4525405 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:54

It doesn't say he "yelled out" the engagement. They were in a restaurant, chances are people are goin' to over hear others' conversations.

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