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"Today, I was being an oversensititve bitch and decided to complain on fml. FML"
STFU and make me a sammich :)
She wasn't being over over sensitive, he was being extremely rude and creepy. Also, what do you think people do on this website? It's called FML for a reason.
Your boyfriend should dump you
why? hes the one being creepy
#1 win. Go lose some weight instead of sitting in front of a computer and complaining on FML, a site that clearly won't show you sympathy.
I'm not overweight or anything, and I've got fat on my thighs and arms. If I tighten the muscles they won't 'jiggle' or anything, but if I was sitting it would. Also with my stomach when I'm sitting.
I'm not overweight either but I still don't like it when people do that to me. It's called being insecure, not overweight or lazy
lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)
Thoughtless and good? I get your point but it sounds a bit contradictory...
Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?
He probably wanted your ice cream for himself. If he's making raspberries on your stomach and then your thighs, he's probably circling in to plant one on your big, fat crotch. And that is probably as good as a top-of-the-line vibrator.
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lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)
Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?