By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia
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"Today, I was being an oversensititve bitch and decided to complain on fml. FML"
#1 win. Go lose some weight instead of sitting in front of a computer and complaining on FML, a site that clearly won't show you sympathy.
lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)
He probably wanted your ice cream for himself. If he's making raspberries on your stomach and then your thighs, he's probably circling in to plant one on your big, fat crotch. And that is probably as good as a top-of-the-line vibrator.