FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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By madzlovesgee - / Saturday 16 May 2009 17:44 / United States

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By paperfox_fml | 0

#204390 - Saturday 16 May 2009 23:40

I'm sure he was very flattered.

By zoo_fml | 0

#204384 - Saturday 16 May 2009 23:39

wow. just wow.

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By zoo_fml | 0

#204384 - Saturday 16 May 2009 23:39

wow. just wow.

megalan | 0

#814407 - Monday 1 February 2010 3:44

I agree

guyberryman | 0

#973324 - Saturday 3 April 2010 1:45

^ this

Sniper3000 | 0

#975536 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 6:21

lol never compliment a penis

breegee | 0

#983364 - Thursday 22 April 2010 3:59

hahahah ! first FML that made me laugh so hard LOL

victoria4161993 | 0

#1611701 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:10

hahaha I wouldn't say a penis is prety they look like a deformed mushroom haha

Erik_Holmgren | 0

#1832443 - Sunday 12 December 2010 9:27

lo mudda fukin l

97currie | 0

#2720820 - Monday 20 June 2011 6:30

don't talk, just touch!
haha

anon45 | 6

#2823999 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:20

this^
OP: are you 12?

imaginaryvoice | 18

#5558887 - Sunday 30 June 2013 8:47

Pretty UGLY!

By paperfox_fml | 0

#204390 - Saturday 16 May 2009 23:40

I'm sure he was very flattered.

chaos753159 | 4

#971701 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 6:09

yes because he probly spebt $100 for the preatty pink sparkles

MissDanish17 | 5

#983930 - Friday 23 April 2010 3:52

hahaha

confusedAsFuck | 34

#5617465 - Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:36

#2 which one you're talking about?

By chevy_silverado | 0

#204396 - Saturday 16 May 2009 23:41

pretty? seriously?

naana1 | 0

#915932 - Friday 5 March 2010 4:42

u shoulda said I love it's big I know that and I'm only13(thAt doesennt mean I've done IT before)

redrovaa | 0

#1155384 - Thursday 29 July 2010 5:52

WOW YOU'RE SO COOOOOOOOLLL!!!!!!!!!
You're 13 and you've done IT!

hahaitsmattheau | 0

#1175571 - Monday 2 August 2010 9:29

she said she hasn't dine it be4

FallinngForYoux3 | 6

#2296849 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:51

lolright. ^

InfamousRaider | 15

#5522597 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:50

But shes 22 and was pretending...

anon3345543211 | 12

#5651545 - Saturday 31 August 2013 4:50

Better than it being called "cute"

taintedtruffle | 41

#6100422 - Sunday 26 October 2014 5:28

>//> I made that mistake before - in my defense I like dicks I think They are very cute

By littlehowl | 0

#204398 - Saturday 16 May 2009 23:41

haha, well it could be worse... what if it wasnt pretty

wheatie | 0

#981680 - Monday 19 April 2010 5:24

I'd still say it.. for giggles.(:

matt5217 | 4

#1076092 - Friday 9 July 2010 21:53

would you?

PterodactylMan | 23

#5608838 - Thursday 1 August 2013 23:57

Lol "Stay you ugly thing"

lovebug177 | 21

#6054629 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 10:00

Very true!

By _xxkitkatxx_ | 0

#204402 - Saturday 16 May 2009 23:42

....
O_O
"It's beautifull, reminds me of my pony"

KittyCatsDance | 3

#3590986 - Wednesday 16 November 2011 0:18

A pony with two ball looking ears and a long looking face... Yeah that's right a pony... That wasn't funny I'll just shut up

Amama_fml | 30

#5566696 - Friday 5 July 2013 11:50

"Reminds me of a pony, I want to ride it to the ends of the galaxy!" Or something like that...

By ShimmyPizza | 0

#204405 - Saturday 16 May 2009 23:42

That must have been awkward, but I see how you could do that. I totally would not know what to say either, so I'd probably end up saying something like that too XD FYL, definitely.

azn_pridee69 | 0

#1279944 - Saturday 21 August 2010 15:10

I LOLed ^

Luciens19 | 0

#2698045 - Friday 17 June 2011 2:46

lmfao

By NeverBAckDown_fml | 0

#204406 - Saturday 16 May 2009 23:42

orlfmao ahahha xD

PhoenixFiend | 0

#1992593 - Friday 21 January 2011 17:24

on rolling laughing floor my ass off?

himoonkey | 8

#2187442 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:38

yes it is and ur a

By catatonicsleep | 17

#204413 - Saturday 16 May 2009 23:43

at least you picked a complimentary word....

By penizulaface | 0

#204419 - Saturday 16 May 2009 23:44

why look at it?

By mgodson07 | 0

#204420 - Saturday 16 May 2009 23:44

what's up with all these stupid FMLs..

guys can have pretty penises for goodness sake..i tell my guy all the time dat his penis is pretty
no effing big deal

so what made this an FML, he broke up with you?? he told you yea its way prettier than you?? i mean what,...no fml here

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