By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
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I'm sure he was very flattered.

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zoo_fml 0
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wow. just wow.

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zoo_fml 0
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wow. just wow.

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Sniper3000 0
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lol never compliment a penis

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breegee 0
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hahahah ! first FML that made me laugh so hard LOL

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victoria4161993 0
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hahaha I wouldn't say a penis is prety they look like a deformed mushroom haha

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Erik_Holmgren 0
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lo mudda fukin l

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97currie 0
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don't talk, just touch! haha

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anon45 6
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this^ OP: are you 12?

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paperfox_fml 0
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I'm sure he was very flattered.

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chaos753159 4
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yes because he probly spebt $100 for the preatty pink sparkles

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confusedAsFuck 34
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#2 which one you're talking about?

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chevy_silverado 0
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pretty? seriously?

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naana1 0

u shoulda said I love it's big I know that and I'm only13(thAt doesennt mean I've done IT before)

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redrovaa 0
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WOW YOU'RE SO COOOOOOOOLLL!!!!!!!!! You're 13 and you've done IT!

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hahaitsmattheau 0
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she said she hasn't dine it be4

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InfamousRaider 15
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But shes 22 and was pretending...

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anon3345543211 12
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Better than it being called "cute"

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taintedtruffle 42
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>//> I made that mistake before - in my defense I like dicks I think They are very cute

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littlehowl 0
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haha, well it could be worse... what if it wasnt pretty

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wheatie 0
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I'd still say it.. for giggles.(:

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PterodactylMan 23
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Lol "Stay you ugly thing"

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lovebug177 21
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Very true!

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_xxkitkatxx_ 0
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.... O_O "It's beautifull, reminds me of my pony"

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KittyCatsDance 3
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A pony with two ball looking ears and a long looking face... Yeah that's right a pony... That wasn't funny I'll just shut up

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Amama_fml 30
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"Reminds me of a pony, I want to ride it to the ends of the galaxy!" Or something like that...

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ShimmyPizza 0
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That must have been awkward, but I see how you could do that. I totally would not know what to say either, so I'd probably end up saying something like that too XD FYL, definitely.

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PhoenixFiend 0
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on rolling laughing floor my ass off?

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himoonkey 8
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yes it is and ur a

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catatonicsleep 17
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at least you picked a complimentary word....

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mgodson07 0
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what's up with all these stupid FMLs.. guys can have pretty penises for goodness sake..i tell my guy all the time dat his penis is pretty no effing big deal so what made this an FML, he broke up with you?? he told you yea its way prettier than you?? i mean what,...no fml here

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