wow. just wow.

I agree

^ this

lol never compliment a penis

hahahah ! first FML that made me laugh so hard LOL

hahaha I wouldn't say a penis is prety they look like a deformed mushroom haha

lo mudda fukin l

don't talk, just touch!
haha

this^
OP: are you 12?

Pretty UGLY!

I'm sure he was very flattered.

yes because he probly spebt $100 for the preatty pink sparkles

hahaha

#2 which one you're talking about?

pretty? seriously?

u shoulda said I love it's big I know that and I'm only13(thAt doesennt mean I've done IT before)

WOW YOU'RE SO COOOOOOOOLLL!!!!!!!!!
You're 13 and you've done IT!

she said she hasn't dine it be4

lolright. ^

But shes 22 and was pretending...

Better than it being called "cute"

>//> I made that mistake before - in my defense I like dicks I think They are very cute

haha, well it could be worse... what if it wasnt pretty

I'd still say it.. for giggles.(:

would you?

Lol "Stay you ugly thing"

Very true!

....
O_O
"It's beautifull, reminds me of my pony"

A pony with two ball looking ears and a long looking face... Yeah that's right a pony... That wasn't funny I'll just shut up

"Reminds me of a pony, I want to ride it to the ends of the galaxy!" Or something like that...

That must have been awkward, but I see how you could do that. I totally would not know what to say either, so I'd probably end up saying something like that too XD FYL, definitely.

I LOLed ^

lmfao

orlfmao ahahha xD

on rolling laughing floor my ass off?

yes it is and ur a

at least you picked a complimentary word....

why look at it?

what's up with all these stupid FMLs..

guys can have pretty penises for goodness sake..i tell my guy all the time dat his penis is pretty
no effing big deal

so what made this an FML, he broke up with you?? he told you yea its way prettier than you?? i mean what,...no fml here