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By  RichardPencil  |  30

You quiet ones always turn out to be serial killers.

Now that you're back from international killing spree, your "friends" are going to end up chopped into pieces in your freezer.

Welcome home!

By  pjsr  |  32

If you are that unmemorable and so little asset to your friends' lives, then you need to be a better friend.
If one or two didn't notice, that might be an FML. If none of them noticed, that's on you.