By and the truth comes out - 22/07/2014 08:44 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML
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I would take that as a complement

You could probably patent yourself as the next great sleep-aid. Just make molds of your breasts and butt and rake in the money.

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I would take that as a complement

You could probably patent yourself as the next great sleep-aid. Just make molds of your breasts and butt and rake in the money.

the ASS has it.

They're squishy and soft, who wouldn't want to fall asleep touching some!

Now to get rid of the snoring.....

I really don't see how that's a problem

Can't complain with that logic, boob squeezing and butt touching is scientifically proven to help you get that sleep to conquer the world when you wake up... 100% not made up.

Boobs and ass are powerful things.

I think that's sweet. As long as your boobs are the only boobs he falls asleep with

I don't see how this is an FML at all. It's funny, but not an FML.