By and the truth comes out - 22/07/2014 08:44 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML
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kost4060 14

I would take that as a complement

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Welshite 39

You could probably patent yourself as the next great sleep-aid. Just make molds of your breasts and butt and rake in the money.

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kost4060 14

I would take that as a complement

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Welshite 39

You could probably patent yourself as the next great sleep-aid. Just make molds of your breasts and butt and rake in the money.

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QuaSiCos 10

the ASS has it.

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SkoomaKi 27

They're squishy and soft, who wouldn't want to fall asleep touching some!

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jack_jill05 14

Now to get rid of the snoring.....

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idkwht2put 5

I really don't see how that's a problem

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Wizardo 33

Can't complain with that logic, boob squeezing and butt touching is scientifically proven to help you get that sleep to conquer the world when you wake up... 100% not made up.

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cjwayy 22

Boobs and ass are powerful things.

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WCARlover 34

I think that's sweet. As long as your boobs are the only boobs he falls asleep with

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1two3four5six 23

I don't see how this is an FML at all. It's funny, but not an FML.

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