Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Top comments
awesomesaucem 0
Oedipus complex anyone?
JenDanielle917 13
Hopefully his mom is sexy.
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Comments (104)
resultedorc 0
haha fylbah
PinkFun1969 9
Creepy....
WolfGirlRin 12
"Mmm you smell like the inside of my mama's purse."
khockeybabe 0
cough. cough. ew.
NASSASSIN 4
Seems like she did it on purpose
kainpwnsu 19
That's assuming yr didn't already, before she bought the perfume. O_o
JAB2014 1
Orrrr whenever he smells his mom, he's going to think of you.
abigailtaylor 1
Or when he smells his mom he'll think of you...
squeekstir 10
Just don't wear it when you're in bed...
shannon2348 14
Perfume doesn't smell the same on different people.