Love: Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume...

By Annoyed - 28/10/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML

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By nooneinparticular - 21/05/2020 08:00

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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By badboyfriend101 - 12/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 11:46 - United States - Gaffney

Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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You deserved it 4 909

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 23:00

Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML

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By ppp - 14/09/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

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You deserved it 3 408

By so_this_is_me - 13/08/2015 17:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML

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By motherfuck666 - 18/05/2014 21:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML

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You deserved it 5 485

By shitty candles - 01/12/2014 07:30 - United States - Issaquah

Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML

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awesomesaucem 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:00

Oedipus complex anyone?

JenDanielle917 13

Saturday 29 October 2011 0:59

Hopefully his mom is sexy.

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resultedorc 0

Monday 31 October 2011 2:56

haha fylbah

PinkFun1969 9

Monday 31 October 2011 6:40

Creepy....

WolfGirlRin 12

Tuesday 1 November 2011 20:53

"Mmm you smell like the inside of my mama's purse."

khockeybabe 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 23:49

cough. cough. ew.

NASSASSIN 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:32

Seems like she did it on purpose

kainpwnsu 19

Monday 30 January 2012 4:55

That's assuming yr didn't already, before she bought the perfume. O_o

JAB2014 1

Thursday 12 April 2012 14:55

Orrrr whenever he smells his mom, he's going to think of you.

abigailtaylor 1

Monday 6 August 2012 19:41

Or when he smells his mom he'll think of you...

squeekstir 10

Thursday 9 April 2015 19:47

Just don't wear it when you're in bed...

shannon2348 14

Monday 20 January 2020 3:29

Perfume doesn't smell the same on different people.

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