Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
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Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML
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Top comments
awesomesaucem 0
Oedipus complex anyone?
JenDanielle917 13
Hopefully his mom is sexy.
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Comments (104)
SouthernKiller 4
My minds telling me No but my body, my body is telling me Yea
simsima_fml 3
no, yeah i wouldn't like that.
alexFYL 11
Or he'll think of you when he's around his mom... awkward boners.
2ndSucks 15
Did you think when he moaned "momma" last week he was talking about you being his baby momma? Well now you know better.
thomas9753 0
Guys don't think of there mom when their having sex.
2ndSucks 15
...did you read the FML? Or better yet, get the joke? Guess not.
TEDavey 0
I really don't think that will be the case! Ad if it is you should really screw with him and only wear it on special sexy occasions! That will quickly change his thoughts! Haha
xXdontbreakmeXx 0
this happened to me. my dad bought the same cologne as my boyfriend. it was terrible and awkward.
all4pooh 4
Use a different perfume?
gumdrops143 6
Maybe when he smells his mom he'll think of you...
louize_fml 0
Come on, it's the mom who bought the same perfume, maybe she really likes it.
Darklord53 0
I guess I'm the only one who prefers my girlfriends natural smell apposed to perfume. Try not wearing it for a week or so.