Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream...

By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

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Sorry OP, They both sound like immature asshats. You shouldn't be with someone that won't stick up for you.

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You've picked a real winner.

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GreekGleek6 22

Wednesday 30 December 2015 3:43

Sorry that happened OP, but I have to say, I love your name.

Jenni_da_wolf 5

Saturday 16 January 2016 6:35

River song, mate, you will be reunited with the doctor. It just might be a doctor checking up for any possible scratches though.

R_L_Jack 11

Thursday 4 May 2017 6:54

run run run as fast as you can from your so called boyfriend. He is such a bad one. Not worth your time.

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