Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML
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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
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revengePanda 0
Start swimming around like a fish. Get to know his family's fish and promptly fall back onto land.
RedPillSucks 31
Promptly? OP: Hi... my name is ahhuugghh!!!! mom: Nice to meet you ahhuugghh. Is that a Scandinavian name? BF: smh
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Comments (83)
revert 1
Unlucky
fanceh 10
fish whisperer...?
scissorluvvv22 0
you should have just laughed it off...thats always the best way to handle awkward situations
LiveLaughFML 10
oh no! are the fish okay!?
nixter5 18
(meeting OP's mom) hi, how are yyYYYYYOOOOU!!! *splash*
enonymous 8
The qualifiers for the olympic dive team is a hard one to get into... And here are the results Great Britain judge 4.0 USA 4.2 France 4.1 East Germany 1.2
CryMoreFMLs 14
The country named Myself voted a 2.9... Little shallow on dive, wasn't enough arc to call it a true dive.
NeatNit 32
Ooh, a rich boyfriend! Nice!
Iheartfunny 1
25 and 32 I dont care much about arc as long as it has some cool flips and someone falls into a pond full of fish im good.
TraceCase_ 19
NeatNit, why do you assume her bf is rich? I helped my parents dig a lovely backyard pond a few years ago. The cost is very minimal if you don't mind throwing some dirt around yourself.
margie2194 12
You sure made a splash with his mother. Haha.
Randuhh_17 4
"Do you like piranhas dear?"
chell1894 13
Fail
revengePanda 0
Start swimming around like a fish. Get to know his family's fish and promptly fall back onto land.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Ahahahaha mental image...
Blackmail111 9
Dare I say it? Looks like OP Puts on sunglasses* Got her fish wet
MrXerxes5 6
Shit happens, hopefully you don't smell like fish and his mom doesn't think you're a crazy.
mazochyst 10
If his mom has a good sense of humor, OP will never live this down.
yomommma 6
Probably smelled like fish before she fell in the pond.
FranzFerdinand 18
Exactly- at least it wasn't something "scandalous" or unavoidable, it was just a really awkward accident, haha. Unless OP's mom is bitchy when it comes time to her pond, I don't see why she'd dislike her for it or anything, it'd just be embarrassing. So no worries OP. (x
allard 14
At least you didn't pee all over your self in her bathroom.
Roflcopterasd_fml 0
as oing as ur on the moms good side your ok.....
jknorr34 4
well at least she didn't push you in....you how protective mothers can be
gatorsfan100 1
My mom is 2 overprotective.... It's not even funny
RedPillSucks 31
Promptly? OP: Hi... my name is ahhuugghh!!!! mom: Nice to meet you ahhuugghh. Is that a Scandinavian name? BF: smh
JRFaceless 8
At least she didn't say 'proceeded' lol
iLove2Laugh 4
she love you for your wildness
thesparkman97 0
Not an FML
RokNRoll11 9
It could have gone worse...
Killuhk 8
Yes totally...like if the family shark jumped out of the pond and ate her instead....I hate when shit like that happens.. Smh