By Anonymous - 05/05/2013 19:35 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 901
You deserved it 6 018

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Did she ask you to stop and you didn't?

It's either that she's really stupid or you were throwing that mud like a champ.

Comments

wow thats sucks.. trust me i know all about sucking

EVnIAS 13

Are you offering him sex? That's nasty...

I thought #2 was offering a ******* lol

2 just came out to the whole FML community.

perdix 29

Go back to the river and see if you can find a mud buddy ;)

Sounds to me like she was just trying to find a way to end it. Sorry OP, better luck in the future.

It's either that she's really stupid or you were throwing that mud like a champ.

Not everyone can handle the skill that is mud fighting. I'm sure you understand.

perdix 29

Ironically, you dodged a bullet because you couldn't dodge a few clumps of thrown mud.

Sore loser she is, find a girl who can play rough OP, you'd have a lot more fun ;]

zombieslayer83 19

Nothing better than getting rough and dirty!

rg350dx 29

Anal? We're talking about anal? Right...?