By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/2/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco
Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML
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By  andrmac  |  25

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

  junjunbun  |  28

I actually find that adorable #2, even if it's a little stupid, it's cute he cares that much for his girlfriend. Aspecially after all the FML's about shitty relationships.

  Dilexar  |  26

Jesus. Go FML. Looking for any reason to tell people to end their relationships & find someone "better." This is cute as hell in my opinion & I would absolutely love to be in that situation.


My parents were big potheads in college. Once they and some friends were smoking and eating pizza (obviously), and two of the friends decided it would be a good idea to hitchhike. A day later my dad got a call from one of them asking for a ride. They were three states down. Yet everyone in that friend group is still doing fine today. It's possibly to be completely stupid while high and still be a functioning human being.

By  minissaussette  |  25

Well alright, getting baked probably isn't the most reasonable thing to do but you gotta admit, that guy really likes you, it's actually kinda cute, at least a lot better than him getting sick of you and trying to shove you into said washing machine ...