Randy

By awkwardRA - 19/09/2018 03:30

Today, one of my residents was having super loud sex. I'm an RA in a college freshman dorm, and I had to knock on her door and tell her to quiet down. I hate to be a cock-block, but she woke multiple people up, myself included. I live 4 doors down the hall from her. FML
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jbuckets_404 38

She was probably faking it then being THAT loud....

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awildwhisper 30

Next floor plan idea: DIY Ball Gag

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BurnInDemonFire 33

"Kel, get me a rope, a tennis ball, and some scissors, and meet me in the bedroom! Come on, Slappy!"

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ThrottleJockey 35

"Keenan! Keenan! hemp rope or nylon rope? I'm only allowed to use safety scissors, is that ok? Keenan! Aww, here it goes!"

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WHSKitty4ever 23

Ummmm, wouldn’t this be an FML for the **** star?

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RichardPencil 30

What would have been awkward was using your master key to try to get in on a threesome.

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skippydoda 32

You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love!

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Mungolikecandy 19

You can be, but expect complaints if you are not in an anechoic chamber.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Dude, your parents must have been ninja when they had sex. Unless you're telling us they were loud, too, and you didn't mind.

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Maria_Obligacia 14

No you don't. It's generally wrong to be a dick to your neighbors. Being loud in the middle of the night and waking everybody up is inexcusable.

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1known 30

You should have said nothing, it would stop at one time. And then tell her with a note under her door the next day.

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Mortoli 30

legendary dick i guess damn. I wish I was big/good enough to make a girl scream half thatbwell .lol

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Suaria 38

You can find other ways of pleasuring a woman other than your dick. Get better at using your fingers and/or your mouth on a woman.

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real life problems 26

Why dont you just learn how to use your dick size properly

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Razell 13

Did you tell the other person involved that if she's that loud she's probably faking?

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