Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
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Lizza330 28
At least he didn't wax it off for you like that other guy did.
kate3101 15
Do not - and I can't emphasise this enough - DO NOT shave your face. You will end with stubble like a guy. Everyone has hair on their face, but if you don't want it, wax or use electrolysis. Don't touch shaving
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Comments (161)
tj4234 36
Are you that girl whose boyfriend tried to wax her face?
baileymarie102 6
Never shave your face, you'll get stubble! Good thing you shaved down there though, I think your boyfriend will like that better.
vero559 7
Lol
SoultheWolf 19
It took you an hour to shave your pussy...? Was it really that hairy? It takes me about 10 minutes tops to shave mine... Usually less...
HSOMGF 5
A woman won't necessarily get stubble if she shaves hair on her face. It depends on how coarse the hair is. If the hair is fine, there will be no problems at all.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I don't get why there are so many YDIs here. OP didn't deserve a boyfriend calling attention to something that she's probably very sensitive about. As for it taking her an hour to shave her crotch, maybe she wasn't that hairy but wanted to get every single bit of hair that she could. We don't know the circumstances so we shouldn't really judge...okay this is FML, what am I saying? :D But still, I don't get all the YDIs.
lollipoplolo 8
Why would you shave your carpet? Might as well just remove it, takes a lot less time.
supportcommand 17
Ya I don't get it either. Just tear the old one out and roll in a new one. Or if she's lucky there might be hard wood under that carpet.
TheDovahkiid 2
How the **** is it her fault she could tell and 1 they're both called lips.
Austyn57 1
dang how much hair did u have down there cubachka....gggggrrrrrr
Metallica36176 16
You spent an hour on that? I understand but damn, an hour? I would give you a tip that I use to make it fast but I really don't want to go into those kinds of details on FML..