Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
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Top comments
Lizza330 28
At least he didn't wax it off for you like that other guy did.
kate3101 15
Do not - and I can't emphasise this enough - DO NOT shave your face. You will end with stubble like a guy. Everyone has hair on their face, but if you don't want it, wax or use electrolysis. Don't touch shaving
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Comments (161)
vanillayumyum 2
Why do you have a mustache and pubic hair as a woman anyway?
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Perhaps he should clarify beforehand... and not be such an ungrateful asswipe.
slyace 9
With all due respect he did say lips, not pussy lips. Theres a bit difference
jwbfml 11
I'm sure he will appreciate that as well.
LF928 3
if only I could have some girl like you OP. my girl friend hates it when I ask her to shave that area...
KiddNYC1O 22
Leave a little hair on top.
dragonmonkey 9
best fml of the day!
Coach634 4
The fact that you had pubic hair was gross and the fact that it took you an hour to shave it all is even more disgusting..
TonyRuckus 5
lol
daizey 4
You really should keep it shaven down there always if for no other reason helps to achieve better pleasure in the bedroom n is way more appealing to most guys. As for the stache there's a face cream by Nair get it apply it your done easy peasy
Sharkitaxrscary 12
I mean if the stache doesn't really work well for you, I can see where he's coming from.