Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
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Lizza330 28
At least he didn't wax it off for you like that other guy did.
kate3101 15
Do not - and I can't emphasise this enough - DO NOT shave your face. You will end with stubble like a guy. Everyone has hair on their face, but if you don't want it, wax or use electrolysis. Don't touch shaving
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Comments (161)
SunTzu2 9
It's so much more pleasurable when you go down and kiss them like that.. Nice job
bronsrawr 1
Aren't you going down there for HER pleasure?
Dracoboxer357 36
108- Not always exclusively for her pleasure. I like performing oral sex on women, and I imagine there are other people that also enjoy doing that for their partner as well. :P (TMI? Sorry but this is FML, where such a thing doesn't normally exist.) ;p
klx125cross 9
Uhh didnt he say lips?
nora111197 8
From where i come from it is NOT an option to have body hair. And i think it's better this way.
kdarkwood 15
And where is it you come from that women don't have the right to keep their bodies the way they were made?
Raesin 21
So I assume you wax your arms, chest, forehead, cheeks, feet, neck, hands, back and every other inch of your body where you have hair. Don't be stupid.
nora111197 8
Actually normal girls don't have hair on their backs, chests, feet or necks but other than that yes i do wax my arms, legs, lip hair, and any other body hair. if u r calling me stupid for wanting to look like a lady and not like a ****** dude so okay i'm stupid
ninjapiratejesus_fml 20
I'm a girl, and I have hair on my back and arms. I'm pretty sure every girl does. It may be lighter than a guy's hair but it's still there.
hazardmuffin 21
Uh, most ALL humans have hair covering their entire body. It may be very light and fine and not even noticeable, but it's there. You've been living in one hell of a box of delusion if you think women having no body hair is "normal." It's perfectly fine for a woman to remove her body hair if she chooses, but you have no right to tell anyone else what to do or not do with their bodies...
M3LAKNEE 3
I feel like this isn't that much of an FML... Just a miscommunication error.
tolebooth 3
Nasty keep em both clean
JonniBoyy 2
Freakin sick lady
RentaName 15
Maybe you should spend a little more time looking in the mirror. I don't know why a straight woman would want to go around with a mustache. I suggest going to a salon and getting it waxed off.
hazardmuffin 21
Perhaps the reason women don't feel comfortable walking around in their natural bodies is all the people like you who judge them for it, hm?
onorexveritas 24
an hour? wow. im sure if he wanted you to shave your vajj he would said "shave your vajj"
iamabamf 17
Where did you get the spelling "vajj" from? The last time I checked, there is no j in ******.
Justin0481 5
I think they were using the somewhat common nickname for ****** va-j-j..
ellytoad 13
You deserve it for supposedly jumping into it without verifying his request further. Altering any part of one's body hair, to me, qualifies as one of those "don't change yourself for anyone" things. There's nothing objectively unattractive about the natural appearance of the human body. Even if the request did involve crotch hair, I think I would have been so frustrated by it that I'd threaten to dump any guy who made it. It seems almost like a violation.
SoultheWolf 19
Some people can't stand the thought of pubic hair. I asked my fiance to shave his when we were first dating, because I hated getting pubes in my mouth when I was going down on him. But that's the only thing that disgusts me. I would never ask him to shave any other part of his body, including his face. But I didn't force him to do it, just asked once and he did it without any complaint. Now he loves it shaved.
3pi 6
Why would u even listen to him? Shaving ur face is a No No!