Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
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Top comments
Lizza330 28
At least he didn't wax it off for you like that other guy did.
kate3101 15
Do not - and I can't emphasise this enough - DO NOT shave your face. You will end with stubble like a guy. Everyone has hair on their face, but if you don't want it, wax or use electrolysis. Don't touch shaving
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Comments (161)
The_F3rris 11
The first thing I thought was the lips on your face. I doubt people refer to the vag as lips much...
SoultheWolf 19
I know a lot of people who refer to the ****** as lips... And it could be, that her boyfriend had refer to them as lips one day and she thought that's what he meant.
Inciter 33
If you shave your face, you'll just end up with stubble. Wax that shit off if it's that bad.
lostfaithinpppl 19
YDI for assuming something most people wouldn't.
The_Bull_Rider85 0
As a woman, why would you have mustache hair anyway? Are you ex-Amish?
Dracoboxer357 36
95- Most people have some form of light peach fuzz on their faces and bodies due to hormones, whether you've noticed it or not. It didn't say Op was sporting a big handle bar mustache that she waxed weekly, just that her boyfriend did not prefer whatever light fuzz she did. It may not have been all that bad, but to each their own. :p
ObeyStudKing 4
Damn! I'd love for you to be my gf. If your bf can't appreciate what you did for him he's got issues. Shaved not trimmed :-)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You have a dirty mind girl but I'm sure her appreciated that too. You should find a place that can regularly wax your lips cause it will last longer.
SoultheWolf 19
Not everyone likes to wax their pubic hair, it would hurt like hell. Shaving is fast and easy to do, yes it doesn't last as long, but it's a lot less painful then ripping all the hair out at once.
I3eefChowFun 7
An hour to shave? That must be one thick carpet. Try using a lawn mower if it's that bushy
outoftown 27
Oh, the difference between singular and plural...
janro72 10
the face was the first thing that came in my mind..so ydi for having your head in the gutter
softpaws 17
Ew just shave it all! No one likes a hairy gorilla
hazardmuffin 21
Well aren't you presumptive. If it's not your thing, it's not your thing, but don't go telling other people what they should do with their own bodies.