By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

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Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Lizza330 28

At least he didn't wax it off for you like that other guy did.

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kate3101 15

Do not - and I can't emphasise this enough - DO NOT shave your face. You will end with stubble like a guy. Everyone has hair on their face, but if you don't want it, wax or use electrolysis. Don't touch shaving

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The_F3rris 11

The first thing I thought was the lips on your face. I doubt people refer to the vag as lips much...

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SoultheWolf 19

I know a lot of people who refer to the ****** as lips... And it could be, that her boyfriend had refer to them as lips one day and she thought that's what he meant.

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Inciter 33

If you shave your face, you'll just end up with stubble. Wax that shit off if it's that bad.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

YDI for assuming something most people wouldn't.

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The_Bull_Rider85 0

As a woman, why would you have mustache hair anyway? Are you ex-Amish?

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Dracoboxer357 35

95- Most people have some form of light peach fuzz on their faces and bodies due to hormones, whether you've noticed it or not. It didn't say Op was sporting a big handle bar mustache that she waxed weekly, just that her boyfriend did not prefer whatever light fuzz she did. It may not have been all that bad, but to each their own. :p

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ObeyStudKing 4

Damn! I'd love for you to be my gf. If your bf can't appreciate what you did for him he's got issues. Shaved not trimmed :-)

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You have a dirty mind girl but I'm sure her appreciated that too. You should find a place that can regularly wax your lips cause it will last longer.

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SoultheWolf 19

Not everyone likes to wax their pubic hair, it would hurt like hell. Shaving is fast and easy to do, yes it doesn't last as long, but it's a lot less painful then ripping all the hair out at once.

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I3eefChowFun 7

An hour to shave? That must be one thick carpet. Try using a lawn mower if it's that bushy

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outoftown 26

Oh, the difference between singular and plural...

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janro72 10

the face was the first thing that came in my mind..so ydi for having your head in the gutter

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softpaws 17

Ew just shave it all! No one likes a hairy gorilla

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hazardmuffin 21

Well aren't you presumptive. If it's not your thing, it's not your thing, but don't go telling other people what they should do with their own bodies.

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