Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
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Lizza330 28
At least he didn't wax it off for you like that other guy did.
kate3101 15
Do not - and I can't emphasise this enough - DO NOT shave your face. You will end with stubble like a guy. Everyone has hair on their face, but if you don't want it, wax or use electrolysis. Don't touch shaving
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SylarNight 16
I never shave my 'carpet', and during the fall/winter I don't shave my legs, or some of the time my armpits. I honestly couldn't give a rat's ass. It's my body, I'll do what I want. I'm so beyond tired of hearing and reading things about how 'disgusting' a woman is if she's not completely shaven. I'm not a 9 year old girl. I don't want to be completely clean shaven. To me, that is disgusting. I will never let anyone tell me what to do with my body. I will always have a 'full bush', and in the winter, I WILL have hair on my legs. So men, stop telling woman that they have to shave or else they are disgusting. You should have the decency to let her keep her body how SHE wants it. Not how YOU want it.
Shade1982 21
So, you have a moustache and you're fine with it? Because that's all this op's post was about. And secondly, your reaction is insanely self-centered. Just because YOU don't care, doesn't mean others don't care. Stop trying to force your opinion on others! If other women care about what their hb/bf thinks of them, it is not your right to tell them they shouldn't!
sydstoomuch 19
You go girl!
dannibaby923 0
well... he shoulda been more spacificic
glittermxdwrknrl 10
Both needed to be shaved anyways.
KBurns207 17
You should be maintaining both girl what the hell is wrong with you that's gross.
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
pubic hair is hot
JakTheStripper 10
Why not both? (que the Mexican music)
sydstoomuch 19
Hahahahahaha my sides hurt!
lonelysquid93 6
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't shave your carpet again, bush is beautiful!
Dbotmen 9
Because comments are still open, even though you've probably had a hundred or so people say this, why was your first thought, "Oh, I should shave my crotch." and not that you should shave your face? Also, you have a very dirty mind.