Transportation: Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking...

By bagadigi - 27/10/2016 14:18 - Canada - Nepean

Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking lot, when some old lady parks beside me and opens her door, hitting my truck. Having a used up truck, I didn't mind. But you could tell that it made her mad, when she came back with the manager demanding that I pay for her paint job. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

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By anonymous - 20/06/2013 01:09 - United States - Houston

Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML

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Zanquis 22

Friday 28 October 2016 11:36

This is the moment when you just laugh in the womans face. Laugh until she gets frustrated, don't speak just laugh and take pictures.

bagadigi 15

Friday 28 October 2016 14:05

Its going to be something i'll remember for the rest of my life. I got to get the parking lot surveillence cam footage which showed the manager i was parked alone in the spot and she just came and bang! so he asked me if i wanted to press charges for damages and honestly i guess im no steryotype of a true canadian cause i said "Nah fk it, i dont know if she'll survive till the court date" so yea :) everythings good guys its cool too see the support on FML lol

Comments

FunnnyGirrl 19

Friday 28 October 2016 11:10

LOL, the nerve of some people!

Suffolk_yourself 8

Friday 28 October 2016 11:14

That is ridiculous. Let us know how you get on OP, hopefully it'll be simple enough to deal with

Zanquis 22

Friday 28 October 2016 11:36

This is the moment when you just laugh in the womans face. Laugh until she gets frustrated, don't speak just laugh and take pictures.

Savagephy 17

Friday 28 October 2016 11:57

Unbelievable now you have a reason to get mad you should try to get her to pay for your paint job get your car looking good and make her regret parking next to you in an empty lot

Rabite 28

Friday 28 October 2016 12:05

I wouldn't be surprised if she actually told the manager that she hit your truck and demanded the pay anyways.

GoddammitHoward 4

Friday 28 October 2016 13:56

I'm starting to get tired of old people and their bullshit

species4872 19

Friday 28 October 2016 19:47

You'll get there.

bagadigi 15

Friday 28 October 2016 14:05

Colon_Man 17

Friday 28 October 2016 14:57

What kind of parking lot are we talking about, and why would a manager have any say in anything? Is this at McDonald's and the lady thinks the manager can solve all her problems because "the customer is always right"?