Skullie
United States
Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dumped
United States
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Assumptions
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
destiny147
United Kingdom
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Idek
Perth, Australia
Sussy
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
ohokay
Bronx, United States
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Johna Richardson
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tact and charm
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
mustachio101
Montgomery, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
deserved
United States
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
klv8
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
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bettyc4 26
Time for ... The Talk
Madrias 36
Facebook + Excited = instant YDI from me.
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Comments (123)
periwinkle95 10
Omg. That was so disturbing.
jazzybaby179 22
I suggest you get off the computer & bang his brains out:) hopefully that works!
erictheking25 0
Have him poke you in real life;)
studdmuffin1990 7
Well.... That sucks... But hey, u can always touch urself
Calyx_fml 22
He's not your boyfriend.
Tokyo_Atom 7
You know, in Scotland “poked” means fingered. Just gonna put that out there.
edgeofvictory 4
Breakup
Akharr01 5
:(
iloveweed69 7
Girl time for a new man
bubo_fml 11
Ungrateful woman! Some people only get poked at the Doctor's office!