Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Assumptions
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Sussy
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Tact and charm
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
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bettyc4 26
Time for ... The Talk
Madrias 36
Facebook + Excited = instant YDI from me.
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toenibbler 14
Go on more dates with him!
hello_HowUDoin 2
What if OP is like 14 yrs old or something..
alfred07 18
Even if you remove the sexual element it is still pretty bad that he hasn't even hugged her.
downtime 13
88, Not at all, not everyone knows what is or isn't appropriate, nor is everyone completely comfortable in their first relationship. If they are young then communication is key. Breaking up is a waste of time because nobody is born with a complete intimate knowledge of what to do in relationships.
DocBastard 40
If you gauge your life based on Facebook, you need either A) a better life or B) a better gauge.
DocBastard 40
That's a CT scan of the brain of a patient of mine who was shot in the head 4 days ago. As of this morning, she's still alive.
lil_ham1644 29
You're so full of yourself!
Pelreskovich 11
I'm really hoping your relationship is long distance.. Otherwise someone needs to take some initiative..
periwinkle95 10
Same here, I know how it feels for someone you love to be overseas, though. It's really hard. Maybe OP should just have a talk with him.
livefree_drf 0
Reminds me of my ex boyfriend ; we went out for 11 months and he only really talked to me in the last 3 .. DUMPED HIS ASS
NDxEAGLE 4
Time to hit the gym
KeyboardWarrior 10
Or not.
meruu_2005 1
Mail order boyfriends
perdix 31
He's probably poking other girls.
perdix 31
Probably one who isn't wasting her life on Facebook.
Pelreskovich 11
Wow.