Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
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Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
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24788 6
That's a huge bummer. At least he was creative.
dorkchildgoesbla 0
Awww, I'm sorry ): Cute way to ASK OUT a girl. Still cute for breaking up, just more...sad.
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Comments (78)
amirn86 0
On the positive, you seem to be his muse - who knows, maybe one day he'll make it big and you will get some royalties for being inspiration? :D That sucks though, I'm sorry :(
greatbigumph 3
Honestly, I don't think there's such a thing as a 'romantic' or 'cute' break-up. They suck. But at least he told you face to face and no through MySpace or a text. Those suck worse.
Atwood_fml 0
Just be glad he didn't sing you Wonderwall.
awkwardmoments 0
WOW THAT SUCKS. i can just imagine, after that long, youre wating for the most beautiful love song ever, then bamm. :( im so sorry.
MoobyTheCow 2
What a dick. "Hey, I wrote you a song!" :-)? "I'm breeeeeaking up with yooooou, because you suuuuuuuuck!" :-(
wd0 1
lol
TeenieAmerica 9
This made me laugh.
lovelylady123 0
ouch.
raged_fml 0
what a douche
uneekfreak16 0
At least it's not a big hit on the radio now...
kvgf1484 0
#22 haha that's awesome... an interpretive dance perhaps? but that kind of sucks to have him break up with you that way, he got you all excited for this cute song and then it's such a let down. Major bummer. I'd rather just get it over with than drag it out for a whole song.
uneekfreak16 0
Hmmm... it also depends on the song how big of an FML this is... like was it a sensitive sad song about how it's not going to work out, an angry one where he calls you a bitch, or an upbeat song where it almost seems like it's no big deal to him?