Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
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Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
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24788 6
That's a huge bummer. At least he was creative.
dorkchildgoesbla 0
Awww, I'm sorry ): Cute way to ASK OUT a girl. Still cute for breaking up, just more...sad.
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Comments (78)
kwbuzz23wk 0
all i know is FML.com has given me plenty of new ways to break up with my girlfriend... this is not as funny as the pink vibrator one but still made me laugh. OP - sorry it happens, don't mope (sp?) just move on
rose5171 0
ahhhh im sorry....at least he was romantic about the breakup...sucks tho :(
iJack 0
No, you triple posted. And that sucks for you, OP
Ric3ball 0
Hahaha oh gosh
adlxoxx 0
why the hell would he do that. hahaha thats low.
scorpiogirl666 0
wow, fyl. well, if you're going to be broken up with, you might as well have a song written about it, right?
mylifeisfuckeddd 0
that's like saying "we need to talk....i love you"
lnm701 0
I think I'd rather be broken up with through song. Particularly if there was a dance involved.
RandomFool 5
Hey, at least he didn't break up with you on facebook or something.
im_bored 0
And you posted this in the 'Love' category...LOL