Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
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Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
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24788 6
That's a huge bummer. At least he was creative.
dorkchildgoesbla 0
Awww, I'm sorry ): Cute way to ASK OUT a girl. Still cute for breaking up, just more...sad.
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Comments (78)
azzaroks 0
hearing about break ups always makes me sad... im sorry this happened to you :(
that_one_girl_08 0
Ohmygod. That sucks. But dudde, Im pretty sure I just pissed myself laughing soo hard at that. What a douche though. FUCKhim.
Structive 0
Good god, I didn't know so many people dated such idiots until I joined this site. I'm sorry you spent 2 years with a jerk like this, but surely he must have given SOME indication prior to this incident that he was an ass. You deserve better than that, honey.
Terilyn4500 0
whoa... what a douche... im sorry
Terilyn4500 0
whoa... what a douche... im sorry
lakergurl91 0
You should have cracked the guitar over his head when he wasnt lookin!! Smile Jesus loves you =)
quizikall 0
he broke up with her nicely and respectfully so that's just not necessary
GlennD 0
Atleast he broke you up in a good way and not like a dick that dumps you by facebook or some shit.
kendallkins 0
i know of a girl who deserves this... she is such a b*tch and her singer boyfriend is awesome, i think he deserves better. Even though i know he would never do something like this, she totally deserves it and i would love to get to watch it happen to her :)
veritoswty6 14
what a bad way for a break up. I'm sorry but I think you deserve better than that. You could've smacked his guitar unto something to show him your reaction, your feelings! :)
dhiran_singh 16
Some people have different ways of tellin' that it's over.