By caisse à outs - 23/09/2015 01:06 - France - Saint Quentin

Today, my brother told me that he needed to borrow a hammer, a chisel, and a drill just in case. I asked him if he was finally getting round to starting work on his apartment. Not at all, he was just going to crack open the coconut he'd just bought at the supermarket. FML
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electrodude 15
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Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache

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zapte 7
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And what is the issue? I do very similar things to coconuts I buy.

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electrodude 15
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Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache

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pinkster2014 25
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I meant to up-vote this. Sorry :/

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buddy_J 16
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I though it was "put the lime in the coke, you nut

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NYM88 26
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@38 That was what Coca Cola used for their commercial for Lime Coke, you Nut.

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smoothies14 32
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Did the doctor fix his bellyache?

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hellnosucka 27
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you need to drill into him some priorities.

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llama_monicz 21
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At least he'll be prepared :)

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zapte 7
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And what is the issue? I do very similar things to coconuts I buy.

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yogbeer 12
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That he broke the tools

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SubparAtBest 23
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Coconut>GoodLiving Space.

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Dick_diamond 22
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He's a believer on right tools for the right job, huh?

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rt58killer10 19
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He may aswell live in the coconut.

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Oppression_fml 19
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Opening coconuts is significantly more serious than I recall.

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nishimehta 21
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lol! i can't stop laughin...? but thts not a bad idea too.

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americanafrican 32
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git r done

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SadLittleTurtle 11
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I'm fairly certain it's 'get 'er done'.

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