Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed with his grandmother’s ring in front of a huge crowd of all our friends. It might have been romantic if he hadn’t stolen the ring from his parents' safe and if we weren’t juniors in high school. Now everyone thinks I’m a huge bitch for saying no in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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destinyo_ox 0
he's a jackass
hegira 18
Break up with him in front of his entire family.
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Comments (152)
marinus_fml 20
I guess he has to tell all your relatives?
Sarababyyy94 0
I agree! if he truly cares about her and wants to eventually marry her, he will own up to it to all of the family. but if it was a joke that will never occur in reality, he needs to tell her now and they can part ways. I don't think he was being a jerk, I just think boys will be boys and girls need to calm down and give them some leeway! (=
mintcar 10
I usually don't say this but it's time you dropped the jackass. Inconsiderate asshole. Dare or not, he seems pretty immature and it's time to let him go.
mintcar 10
I usually don't say this but it's time you dropped the jackass. Inconsiderate asshole. Dare or not, he seems pretty immature and it's time to let him go.
DaM_iM_sO_nY 2
you say that allot .... even 2 times a day
mintcar 10
?
DaM_iM_sO_nY 2
you posted your comment twice you was 13 and 14 it was funny till it got taken down... jokes on me now sooo w/e
CryMoreFMLs 15
I like yo bew pic Mint. Very respectable. Cheers to a new age of refined class. Hip Hip!
captainbj2 0
not a keeper....move on...
DaM_iM_sO_nY 2
you mean your ex boyfriend ... cuz at this point he is a loser/ idiot ... now if you stay with him .... guess what you are ?????
mhnilo88 0
I hope he is now your ex boyfriend
saIty 17
Add rat poison to his tacos and say it was just a bet.
saIty 17
Add rat poison to his tacos and say it was just a bet.
pongdadong 6
that dude is a total douchebag!
alex6946 10
ugh he's a loser.