Love: Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of...

By mavstrr1764847 - 27/06/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

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By anonymous - 26/06/2016 03:50 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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You deserved it 14 376

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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You deserved it 3 918

By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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You deserved it 3 090

By A bit cowardly? - 19/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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You deserved it 5 628

By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 05:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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You deserved it 4 853

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 4 511

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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destinyo_ox 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:00

he's a jackass

hegira 18

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:03

Break up with him in front of his entire family.

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hateevryone 14

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:03

omg. get rid of that scumbag. like now

AjsMommy7204 6

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:26

umm yea, cuz he isnt one already... really ??? she should make him tell her family... karma and pay-back is a B!tch !!!!

Taximpress 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:27

I would dump him with no hesitation...so immature.

MagicMarker 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:34

My condolences for having wasted five years of your life on such a moronic jackass.

Nudi_fml 13

Tuesday 28 June 2011 7:28

Yeeeeah, hes a dick. Time to go solo

lisha88 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:58

that's not even a funny dare don't tell your fam let him do it since it's his fault

twisted54 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 10:10

hahahaha wow that guy sucks at life...

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 12:42

Make him do it.

hoosierdaddy287 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:03

what a douche

thewife5 19

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:28

for him to think a prank like that should be done in front of YOUR family is ridiculous.. kick him to the curb, he has no respect for you.

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