Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.
megamouth2 1
Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the *******, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.
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Comments (179)
cant7see7me7 3
I think 17 is saying the op can give him head if the op doesn't wanna do it with her ex.
RedPillSucks 33
As you pretend to go down on him, stick a lamp up his ass and plug it in.
wildfiresgirl 7
Ahahahaha I totally agree! I wouldve punched him in the face and kneed him so hard, he'd have been rolling on the floor in agony!
DemonicFatty 2
Agree wit 7. ftw
campbellshayla73 0
plez tell me u told him to shove it up his ass & **** off or did it & bit him
thechief50 0
#3~ give him a ******** dumbass
JokeMeister 0
Shoulda said OK and gave him a bye-bye nip.
jessecax 0
Ask him if he likes teeth.
VenomByte 1
Alissa, call me! I got peanut butter!
orangesodaftw 0
Say yes. Then, guillotine that dick so that he can't pleasure anyone else.
orangesodaftw 0
By guillotine, I mean chomp off his dick. Not his head. fafp with something rusty and sand papery.