Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.
megamouth2 1
Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the *******, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.
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Comments (179)
iRyan 0
atleast you give good head
freshx_fml 6
haha cocky dude.
missme2 3
so if you actually did it, YDI for being spineless and stupid!
mrmaks18 7
well anyways that's a compliment for you at least you know you were doing something right
basket_stace 0
I hope that you kicked him in the nuts one last time before you left
Guillory24 0
dumbass he shoulda asked for the head first b4 he broke up with u...hes stupid lol
BillClinton_fml 0
I've done that before. it's not as bad as it seems. he may very well want to have fond memories of u. so touching.
skyeyez9 25
Should have agreed, then squeezed his balls till he started crying for mercy.
melainie 0
aww i would do the same thing... take it as a compliment, your just good at it.
EvilAku 2
ahhhhhh look at the baby
Staciii 0
omg what a jerk! I'm hoping you said no OP..