By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.

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megamouth2 1

Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the *******, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.

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missme2 3

so if you actually did it, YDI for being spineless and stupid!

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mrmaks18 7

well anyways that's a compliment for you at least you know you were doing something right

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basket_stace 0

I hope that you kicked him in the nuts one last time before you left

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Guillory24 0

dumbass he shoulda asked for the head first b4 he broke up with u...hes stupid lol

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BillClinton_fml 0

I've done that before. it's not as bad as it seems. he may very well want to have fond memories of u. so touching.

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skyeyez9 24

Should have agreed, then squeezed his balls till he started crying for mercy.

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melainie 0

aww i would do the same thing... take it as a compliment, your just good at it.

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Staciii 0

omg what a jerk! I'm hoping you said no OP..

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