By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.

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megamouth2 1

Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the *******, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.

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eatitbastard 0

I agree with #7. Then let him tap ya in the A$$! its a perfect ending to a relationship!

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dugumit 0

u should of said go down lick my pussy and I will be in the mood to suck ur dick. when u come zip up ur pants and leave.

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xgetxbentx 13

should have said yes and then used your teeth. probably would have taught him much needed lesson.

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paulwall99 0

hope u didn't op. or ya bit his dick in half ot just teased him and left after punching him in the junk

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smurf1 0

I agree with everyone who sard bite his penis of!!! just hope he's not too kinky xD

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smurf1 0

I agree with everyone who sard bite his penis of!!! just hope he's not too kinky xD

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Rowdey 10

You felt the need to post this twice huh?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

So, did you kick him where it counts? Normally I'm not one for violence, but this FML makes me want to kick him for you.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#128 Haha! I'm made of tougher stuff than one might think. :P

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Jetsu 0

To #9, thats the quickest way of turning sex into murder

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