Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.
megamouth2 1
Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the *******, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.
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Comments (179)
eatitbastard 0
I agree with #7. Then let him tap ya in the A$$! its a perfect ending to a relationship!
dugumit 0
u should of said go down lick my pussy and I will be in the mood to suck ur dick. when u come zip up ur pants and leave.
dugumit 0
oops cum*
xgetxbentx 13
should have said yes and then used your teeth. probably would have taught him much needed lesson.
paulwall99 0
hope u didn't op. or ya bit his dick in half ot just teased him and left after punching him in the junk
smurf1 0
I agree with everyone who sard bite his penis of!!! just hope he's not too kinky xD
MetalLetteRaver 0
Use your own pic instead of Cla's. Kthnx.
neenaxo 0
typicallll male
smurf1 0
I agree with everyone who sard bite his penis of!!! just hope he's not too kinky xD
Rowdey 10
You felt the need to post this twice huh?
nerdsgetmehot 23
So, did you kick him where it counts? Normally I'm not one for violence, but this FML makes me want to kick him for you.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#128 Haha! I'm made of tougher stuff than one might think. :P
Jetsu 0
To #9, thats the quickest way of turning sex into murder