Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.
megamouth2 1
Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the *******, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.
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Comments (179)
RagePX 0
go for it, ure a **** !
kasmikali 0
at least you're good at it?
MrGentlemen 0
Wow...what a bastard should have kneed him and said no way now get the hell away from me FYL for having a cocky boy friend
jackere111 0
well he's a legend then :)
ManaUser 0
The correct response is "OK, if you will."
sg2583 0
do it and then bite. but also take it as a compliment, at least you know you give good head lol
ebright 0
in soviet russia head gives you!
thatsrugged 2
I bet she blew him right after he said it
kls9 0
wow, something wrong with #100, if a guy like that had the nerve to ask me that after what he just did he deserves what's coming next. karmas a b****!
aeckeard 0
well the guy has alot of balls for asking got to give him credit for that lol