Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML I agree, your life sucks 37845 I agree, your life sucks 37845 You deserved it 6205 You deserved it 6205 13 2 8 12 By Chey1309 / Tuesday 29 June 2010 03:19 / United States
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Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a bunch of flowers. The only flower I've ever got from my boyfriend of 3 years is a plastic... I agree, your life sucks 27287 I agree, your life sucks 27287 You deserved it 4404 You deserved it 4404 87
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML I agree, your life sucks 39056 I agree, your life sucks 39056 You deserved it 4086 You deserved it 4086 118
Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few... I agree, your life sucks 44856 I agree, your life sucks 44856 You deserved it 4883 You deserved it 4883 70
Today, after 10 years of intense training, I earned a black belt in karate. When I told my mom, she asked how long it took me, then laughed and sarcastically... I agree, your life sucks 1224 I agree, your life sucks 1224 You deserved it 80 You deserved it 80 14
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, and my mom threw a huge fit. She threw his cake across the room, punched his mom, and vowed to make me never... I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
United Kingdom Today, my partner heard the cat about to puke and shoved her off the bed. I found this out in the morning. With my foot. FML
United Kingdom Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet in my girlfriend's bedroom. In front of my girlfriend. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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