you should have said I'm not going to **** you buddy but **** you buddy.

I know how OP feels, for the most part. I live in Mississippi and drove all the way to Oklahoma once, just to get dumped by the girl that had just begged me not to break up with her because she was moving away.

I mean, might as well get some dick out of it.

Dick from an asshole, seriously hoping she said pass.

He let her drive two hours to his house knowing he was just going to break up with her and tell her to leave, unless she wanted to have sex one last time, of course. He's an asshole. When you're breaking up with someone who lives that far away, you should be the one making the trip. That's the nature semi-long and long distance relationships.

In my opinion, if he wanted to break up with her in person he should have driven to her. He had the opportunity to be a good guy - he could have picked her up, taken her for dinner and had a mature conversation - and they could potentially have remained friends. Instead, he chose the douche route.

It's entirely possible that he doesn't have a car. Or the cash for a bus ticket.

Bet he found a way to get to her while they were dating..

better yet in his mouth

Haha snowballing. Kiss him and put it back in his mouth. Although he still got a ******** then. So who really loses?

Better yet, just give him a handjob and then just aim it at him

No, even if what he did was wrong that is sexual assault I'm pretty sure and just generally ****** up if not. It's not like he even cheated on her and of he broke up over the phone, people would shit on him then too. He might be generally stupid for that last remark or was possibly using it to lighten the mood but failed horribly. Fyl though op as that was a shitty way to break up with someone. He should've came to you or met halfway instead of making you drive far to break up with you.

#70 that joke went right over your head

He shoulda driven his ass to her

*than